Q: What do you call two witches living together?
Q: Where does Dracula go on vacation?
A: The Vampire State Building.
Q: Why did the vampire read the New York Times?
A: He heard it had great circulation.
Q: What are a ghost’s favorite rides at the fair?
A: The scary-go-round and rollerghoster.
Q: What part of the street do ghosts live on?
A: The dead end.
Q. What does a ghost eat for breakfast?
A. Ghost Toasties and evaporated milk.
(Submitted by Jan S.)
Q. What is Dracula’s favorite circus act?
A. He always goes for the juggler.
Q: What do you call a vampire with asthma?
A: Vlad the inhaler.
Q. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A. No, they eat their fingers separately.
Q. Why can't witches have babies?
A. Because their husbands have halloweenies
(Submitted by Rebecca T.)
Q: Why don't skeletons go trick-or-treating?
A: They don't have any body to go out with.
(Submitted by John S.)
Q. Why don't skeletons cross the road?
A. They don't have the guts.
(Submitted by Laurie P.)
Q. What do you call a skeleton janitor?
A. The Grim Sweeper.
Quick, light the bag of poo!
(Submitted by Travis S.)
Q: What do you do when fifty zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it’s Halloween!